COME TO THE DARK SIDE, WE HAVE COOKIES

honolulu-starbright:

This will always be funny to me.

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laurenwasplayingwithstickers:

sansawiles:

robinrealhood:

welcome to the uk where there’s currently a national debate on how people use their toilet paper

Why is there a dog in the middle?

Its the andrex puppy you barbarian

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iwantyourbutt:

shake what yo mamma gave ya

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badtexter:

happy sinko de mayo

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doc-knock:

this is seriously my favorite post on tumblr

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sodamnrelatable:

You stop chewing and you just sit there for a second like…

Then you feel the agonizing pain…

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kyotohru98:

ingermanyspants:

jeexbeez:

pantskit:

kiyomuffin:

veryadorabull:

thesupercoolamerican:

whatpumpkin:

iamlingy:

amieleighluna:

cavum:

i heard the first 2 seconds and I clicked reblog

YES!

THIS IS MAH JAM

HOLY FUCK

FUCK.

YES.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Insta-reblog

this is gonna be played at my wedding for the bride and groom’s first dance

NO EXCEPTIONS

INSTANT FUCKING REBLOG.
Seriously.
Heard intro: REBLOG BUTTON WAS CLICKED. 

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS

FUCK YES.

IF YOU DONT KNOW WHAT THIS IS.

GET OUT.

JUST.

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cinderlaura:

cinderlaura:

i’m home sick with the flu and i just received this email from my father

STOP REBLOGGING THIS MY DAD THINKS HE’S SOME INTERNET SENSATION AND HE WON’T SHUT UP ABOUT IT

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turncoatrunaround:

thatfunnyblog:

Cutting off hair in ancient Asia (Japan, china, Korea & possibly some other Asian cultures) symbolizes being banished or rejected from their home. In the more modern age that is now, cutting long hair into a short cut means to forget the past, leaving the old and starting anew.

Okay, who’s the lil’ shit that put the last one in.

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